I know that some of my readers in past or present military service will understand that frisson of fear when a snap inspection is called. Whether that be your room, account or equipment; owning up to deficiencies, or just slovenly living, presents potential for some awkward conversations.

Imagine then the state of Vela after a hard couple of months – a few knocks here and there (Yes Nicky those two gins before parking the boat in Pwllheli were a mistake), some mechanical failure (fishing buoy around the prop, not opening the intake sea cock), operator error (torn sail), losses (bilge pump handle) and fair wear and tear (leaky stern gland resulting in four hourly bailing out of engine bay)! Yes, after nearly three months of voyaging – the cracks are showing in both Vela and me.
So quite apart from being really pleased that the Co-owner had decided to train it all the way to East Anglia to lend a hand with the leg to Harwich, I was a tad nervous that my occasionally flaky approach to the equipment care of our boat would be shown up.

We left Lowestoft at 06.00am – slightly late after finding that the engine bay which had been bailed out of water the afternoon before had filled up with sea water by morning. More bailing ensued – as long as I can bail out more quickly than it can drip in for the next two weeks, everything will be ok! On being closely questioned about using the bilge pump to shift the water, I gave a heartfelt and sincere explanation that I had mislaid the pump handle some time before and I had looked high and low and not found it (all true). Infuriatingly the Co-owner took one look into the locker at the stern, reached in and pulled out said handle, accusing me of ‘girl-looking’!!! I mean that’s not even a thing – I know that as the mother of sons!
Worse was to come. By the time we had exited Lowestoft Port for the open sea, the most heinous example of my inadequate boat husbandry had been exposed – failure to regularly charge the second brand new AGM battery. It’s dead, it is an ex-battery, it has ceased to be! This was a slightly more tricky conversation which required quite a bit of hair flicking, self-flagellation and promises to replace this pretty expensive piece of kit before the conversation was ended with ‘And that’s all I have to say about it!’, (factually incorrect – there was more said about it).
With the technical air cleared, we could get on and enjoy what we imagined would be a fabulous sailing day – sunshine was guaranteed, a brisk westerly was forecast and I could essentially have a day off, handing the tiller over and catching up on some sleep. How wrong could we be?

It was a hard day – wind was just off the nose, F4-5 and the sea was very lumpy indeed. We would have screamed down to Harwich at around 8 knots had it not been for the waves which sent Vela bouncing up and crashing down, effectively acting as brakes. After 7 hours of getting drenched in cold sea water we were relieved to see the cranes of Felixtowe. It was pretty impossible to eat, let alone boil the kettle for a brew and going to the loo was definitely off the cards – hence my unsightly hoovering up of mini-cheddars at the helm.

Sadly the aforementioned cranes at Felixstowe got no closer after around 2 hours of tacking and dodging large container ships; and with the tide now against us the engine was pretty ineffectual. Harwich VTS must have been doing their nut as we careered in and out of the shipping channel – at all times trying to find the most effective way to get closer to our destination – Shotley Marina.
Finally at 3.30pm, we found the right angle up to Shotley and feeling soaked through, shaken about, hungry and thirsty we came alongside, made fast the boat and collapsed in a heap.

Light ship 
Container ship docking 
Vela safely berthed in Shotley
Joking apart, It was great to literally hand over the reins for a day – and I got another 50 miles closer to home. Now sitting out the next low pressure/strong wind system so I’ll explore Harwich and Ipswich over the next few days and report any scintillating factoids that come to light in my wanderings.




























































































